Drunk On A Plane - Dierks Bentley
I took 2 weeks vacation,
for the honey moon
A couple tickets all inclusive,
down in cancun
I couldn t get my money back so,
I m in seat 7A
I m gettin drunk on a plane
I bet the feller on the aisle
thought I was crazy
Cause I taped your picture
To the seat back right beside me
Now I ve got empty mini bottle
fillin both our trays
I m gettin drunk on a plane
Buyin drinks for everybody
But the pilot, it s a party.
Got this seven thirty-seven rockin like the G6
Stewardess is somethin sexy
Leanin pourin coke and whiskey
Told her about my condition
Got a little mile-high flight attention
It s mardi gras
Up in the clouds
I m up so high, I may never come down
I ll try anything to drown out the pain
They all know why,
I m gettin drunk on a plane.
We had this date marked
on the calendar forever
We d take that new wed limo
to the airport ride together
I feel like a plastic groom
Alone up there on top of the cake
So hey, I m gettin drunk on a plane
Buyin drinks for everybody
But the pilot, it s a party.
Got this seven thirty-seven rockin like a G6
Stewardess is somethin sexy
Leanin pourin coke and whiskey
Told her about my condition
Got a little mile-high flight attention
It s mardi gras
Up in the clouds
I m up so high, I may never come down.
I ll try anything to drown out the pain.
They all know why, I m gettin drunk on a plane.
On my way home
I ll bump this seat right up to first class
So I can drink that cheap
champagne out of a real glass
And when we land I ll call her up
and tell her Kiss my ass
Cause hey, I m drunk on a plane
Buyin drinks of everybody
But the pilot, it s a party
Got this seven thirty-seven rockin like a G6
Stewardess is something sexy
Leanin pourin coke and whiskey
Told her about my condition
Got a little mile-high flight attention
It s mardi gras
Up in the clouds
I m up so high,
I may never come down.
I ll try anything to drown out the pain.
They all know why,
I m gettin drunk on a plane.
I m gettin drunk on a plane.
I m might be passed out
In the baggage claim
But right now, I m drunk on a plane.