If It Ain t One Thing (It s You) - Alan Jackson
I guess it s just not my day
The wind blew my morning paper away
Then I cut my toe on a sliver of glass
From the storm door you broke
when you left here so fast
If it ain t one thing, it s you
If you ve heard that I m goin crazy, it s true
The wheels seem to fall off whatever I do
If it ain t one thing, it s you
Well, I rented that movie you hate
But that old VCR just chewed up the tape
Then I went to the freezer
thought I d cook me a steak
All I found was that old piece
of our wedding cake
If it ain t one thing, it s you
If you ve heard that I m goin crazy, it s true
The wheels seem to fall off whatever I do
If it ain t one thing, it s you
But I never knew that I needed you so
But now that I ve lost you, I can t let you go
If it ain t one thing, oh, it s you
If you ve heard that I m goin crazy, it s true
The wheels seem to fall off whatever I do
If it ain t one thing, it s you
Oh, if it ain t one thing, it s you