I am just a regular everyday normal guy
Nothing special about me Mother ******a
I am just a regular everyday normal guy
When I go to the clubs I wait in line Mother ******a
I am just a regular everyday normal guy
I got 600 dollars In the bank Mother ******a
I am just a regular everyday normal guy
And my ***ual performances are average
I work at customer service for a phone company
I make 12 bucks an hour but that's all I need
I live in a small apartment on a quiet street
I don't go out too much I like to watch TV
I cant afford a car I use public transportation
I don't mind I read 'til I reach my destination
sometimes a newspaper, sometimes a book
the amount of money I save this ****** is off the hook
And i am not very good with the women
I'm a pretty shy person and I'm average looking
last time I had *** was in 2003
and I am ashamed to admit but it wasn't free
I am just a regular everyday normal guy
I get nervous in social situations Mother ******a
I am just a regular everyday normal guy
I get constipated once a month Mother ******a
I am just a regular everyday normal guy
And i make pretty good spaghetti sauce Mother ******a
I am just a regular everyday normal guy
and I get scared when I go see the dentist
I'm the "Pauly Shore" of everyday life
easily forgettable and I am not very liked
I have an "According to Jim" personality
I'm as entertaining as a ******g STD
if you wanna mess with me I think you probably can
because I am not confident and i am weak for a man
I'll just roll up in a ball while you kick me in the back, yeah
honestly I probably wont fight back
And I don't have many friends that would back me up
My friend Steve would but he doesn't look very tough Steve
You want some of this ******?
If you rarely get laid put your hands up
If you're not well paid put your hands up
If you got a pet cat put your hands up
and if you got a bad back put your hands up
I hurt my back two summers ago moving a fridge
and ever since then it's just not the same
It gets pretty sore
I am just a regular everyday normal guy
My parents are really nice people Mother ******a
I am just a regular everyday normal guy
I am somewhat afraid of heights Mother ******a
I am just a regular everyday normal guy
I like the show "Grey's Anatomy" Mother ******a
I am just a regular everyday normal guy
and I am pretty good at making paper planes