I want to live in a land where there's free coffee
And the beer flows out of the ground
The women are nice and they don't think twice
About kissing you and fooling around
I wanna live in a place where there's lots of diamonds
And the parties last till dawn
The fights don't hurt and there's chocolate dirt
And the **** is grown instead of the lawn
Is there such a place?
Well, I guess there could be
If we all could be so gentle
If we call could be so free, coffee
Is there such a place?
Well, I guess there could be
If we all could be so gentle
If we all could be so free, coffee
I wanna live in a place where there's free coffee
When they bury me in the ground
I'll have a smile on my face
I love life in this free coffee town
Is there such a place?
Well, I guess there could be
If we all could be so gentle
If we all could be so free, coffee