Sidemen - Christmas Drillings (Explicit)
It sounds like Nyge
Yeah Christmas party Christmas knees up
Man pulled up didn't see one knee up Dead
Everyone's stush don't wanna free up
It's **** in' October why is your tree up What
Been wrappin' them gifts in cunch
Dropping 'em off tryna get my P up OT OT
Then John Lewis put out that **** advert
Tryna make man spend his re-up What
Three in the morning man can't sleep Pricks
My neighbours lighting up the whole street Pricks
NPower SSE EON EDF Energy Chit-chat
Them man there raking in the Ps Trust
Dumb consumers still can't see
Mummy's trying to make ends meet
Christmas extortion Christmas greed
Down your spine you'll feel a tingle Yeah
When you hear this festive jingle Yeah
This one's drill not pop likе Pringle
You can get wrapped up no Kris Kringlе Bow
See it's Christmas and you don't wanna miss this Yeah
Don't need lights 'cause we're bringing the litness Yeah
So you're better off hidin' your missus
Cause I'm top of her wishlist Ayy ayy
Santa's sleigh I might jack that Yeah yeah
Christmas presents I stack that Yeah yeah
Mrs Claus got a fat back Mm-hmm
So I might have to tap that Uh
Then I'm leaving in Santa's ride Santa's ride
If the elves try run up on bro
Then it's beef so I have to slide Have to slide
Christmas drillings make a killin' Killin'
We got them children cryin' now that Santa Claus is missin'
Ain't no presents 'til your birthday Ain't no ain't no
Ain't no presents 'til your birthday Ooh
Christmas drillings make a killin'
Spending all your P don't look under the tree
Ain't no presents 'til your birthday
Ayy ain't no presents ain't no presents
Ain't no presents 'til your birthday Ayy
Ooh-ooh-oh
It's the one two three Mm-hmm
Man'll cut down your Christmas tree Jeez
Gonna take this flow out in the snow
Back to skid row **** mistletoe
Pull up on Santa and jack his sleigh Uh-huh
Him and his elves might pass away Uh-huh
Run 'em all over with his sled
Out in Lapland snow turned red
He's dead He's dead he's dead
Santa got put in a spliff irrelevant myth
End of his presence I plead the fifth
Body is stiff Jeez huh
Yeah Merry Christmas
See man jacking presents All of them
**** your life this ain't Evanescence
Man don't want socks Nah man don't want Crocs Nah
Man tryna grab your mum
Bend her over slide in just to show them
How I stuff that turkey Jeez
Primed up What all my opps get banged up What
Sit man down with a one-two piece
And I push-up to win with hands up Shut up
And I come to Christmas wavy
Priced up but I'm not Katie
Solo man but I'm not Stacey
I'm the man but I'm no baby
Christmas drillings make a killin' Killin'
We got them children cryin' now that Santa Claus is missin'
Ain't no presents 'til your birthday Ain't no ain't no
Ain't no presents 'til your birthday Ooh
Christmas drillings make a killin'
Spending all your P don't look under the tree
Ain't no presents 'til your birthday
Ayy ain't no presents Ain't no presents
Ain't no presents 'til your birthday Ayy
Ooh-ooh-oh