Runs in the Family

I’d like to be the man

Who runs amok in broad daylight

Who’s vested interest is met with the biggest bite

I’d like to be the man who doesn’t run from the fight

I’d like to be the man who cannot keep it in his pants

So comfortable in his skin you can’t help but be entranced

I’d like to be the man

Oh, but I think the chance has passed

Cos I know I’m not your first don’t even know if I’m your last

I’d like to be the man

Who leaves no tip and doesn’t care

Who unapologetically leaves chewing gum under chairs

I wish I was a son of a ***** who didn’t give a *****t

Who was busy kicking ass not busy being hit

You’re a hard lesson to learn, aren’t you

You’re a cause for concern

Poor boy

You’re not who you’re born to be

It runs in the family

Poor boy

Conflicted so constantly

It runs in the family

I’d like to be the one who gets to stick it in reverse

Does what the hell he wants and doesn’t care who’s left off worse

I’d like to be the man who cannot keep it in his pants

Scared I’ll do things different if I ever got the chance

You’re a hard lesson to learn

Poor boy

You’re not who you’re born to be

It runs in the family

Poor boy

Conflicted so constantly

It runs in the family

It runs in the family

You’re not who you’re born to be

You’re not who you’re born to be

Poor boy

You’re not who you’re born to be

It runs in the family