Hey slacker
You're worrying about the parking ticket all day long
Waste the whole precious time in the evening just playing Siren Kids
Upstairs, there's a fancy movie theater
Slide into it with the butter sauce
If you don't want to see the rest of the story downstairs in the game arcade
Hey slacker
Be careful when you smash popcorn under you foot, be sure
The audience will be startled then make a fuss until the floor falls down
The coin arcade corner will be squashed by the screen
You know what I mean
She is a witch
She is a witch
You know what I mean
I sense that I am no match for her
Guess what she did on t he corner of the track?
You know she is a witch
Hey slacker
The whole town's chitchatting all day long
The tiny room inside your head is about to explode
Too much of the cheap stuff like soda pop or something
Snatch the cart from someone in the shopping mall
One, two, three, hit the vending machine
In Springfield, you have no right to complain unless you're paying donut tax
You know what I mean
She is a witch
She is a witch
You know what I mean
I sense that I am no match for her
Guess what she did on the corner of the track?
You know she is a witch