作词 : Mark Bass/Jeff Bass/Eminem/Curtis Mayfield
作曲 : Mark Bass/Jeff Bass/Eminem/Curtis Mayfield
Who came through with two Glocks to terrorize your borough? (Huh?)
Told you how to slap dips and murd3r your girl? (I did)
Gave you all the finger and told you to sit and twirl
Sold a billion tapes, and still screamed "Fvxk the world"
(I'm Slim Shady) So come and kill me while my name's hot
And shoot me 25 times in the same spot (Ow)
I think I got a generation brainwashed
To pop p1lls and smoke pot 'til they brains rot
Stop they blood flow 'til they veins clot
I need a pain shot and a shot of plain Scotch
Purple haze and acid raindrops
Spike the punch at the party and drink pop
Shaved my armpits and wore a tank top
Bad Boy, I told you that I can't stop
You gotta make 'em fear you 'fore you make 'em feel you
So everybody buy my sx1t or I'ma come and kill you
I got mushrooms, I got ac1d, I got tabs and aspirin tablets
I'm your brother when you need some good w33d to set you free
You know me, I'm your friend when you need a Mini Thin
(I'm Slim Shady, Shady, Shady, Shady) I'm Shady
I like happy things, I'm really calm and peaceful (Uh-huh)
I like birds, bees, I like people
I like funny things that make me happy and gleeful
Like when my teacher sucked my w3e-w3e in preschool
The ill type, I stab myself with a steel spike
While I blow my brain out just to see what it feels like
'Cause this is how I am in real life (Mhm)
I don't want to just die a normal death
I wanna be killed twice (Uh-huh)
I just wanna scare somebody with a gun threat
When they high off of drxgs they haven't even done yet
So bring the money by tonight
'Cause your wife said this the biggest kn1fe
She ever saw in her life (Help me, help me)
I try to keep it positive and play it cool
Shoot up the playground and tell the kids to stay in school (Stay in school)
Cause I'm the one they can relate to and look up to better
Tonight I think I'll write my biggest fan a fvxk-you letter
I got mushrooms, I got ac1d, I got tabs and aspirin tablets
I'm your brother when you need some good w33d to set you free
You know me, I'm your friend when you need a Mini Thin
(I'm Slim Shady, Shady, Shady, Shady) I'm Shady
Yo, I'll listen to your demo tape and act like I don't like it (Ahh, that sx1t is wack)
Six months later, you'll hear your lyrics on my sx1t (That's my sx1t)
People don't buy sx1t no more, they just dub it
That's why I'm still broke and had the number-one club hit (Yup, uh-huh)
But they love it when you make your business public
So fvxk it, I've got herpes while we on the subject (Uh-huh)
And if I told you I had A1DS, y'all would play it
'Cause you stupid mothafvxkas think I'm playin' when I say it
Well, I do take p1lls, don't do speed
Don't do craxk, don't do c0ke, I do smoke w33d (Uh-huh)
Don't do smack, I do do shrooms, do drink beer (Yup)
I just wanna make a few things clear
My baby mama's not dead, she's still alive and b1xchin'
And I don't have herpes, my d1xk's just itchin'
It's not syphilis, and as for being A1DS-infested
I don't know yet, I'm too scared to get tested
I got mushrooms, I got ac1d, I got tabs and aspirin tablets
I'm your brother when you need some good w33d to set you free
You know me, I'm your friend when you need a Mini Thin
(I'm Slim Shady, Shady, Shady, Shady) I'm Shady
I told you I was Shady (Yup)
Y'all didn't wanna believe me (Mm-mm, mm-mm)
I'm Shady
And that's my name