This Song is Pants

Captain Festus McBoyle

作词 : Captain Festus McBoyle

作曲 : Captain Festus McBoyle

编曲 : Captain Festus McBoyle

It’s 6 o’clock, it’s time to rise

I wipe the sleep out of me eyes

Puts on me hat and then me coat

Upon a dresser is a letter Lucy wrote……

Don’t leave the house without ya trousers

Don’t leave the house without ya shoes

Don’t leave the house without ya undies

Otherwise ya bum is in the news

At that point in time I knew she loved me that was true

Cos when ya goes out without ya trousers on it’s not a good thing to do

And as a children’s entertainer that would be the end of my career

So that is why Miss Lucy always whispers in my ear……

Don’t leave the house without ya trousers

Don’t leave the house without ya shoes

Don’t leave the house without ya undies

Otherwise ya bum is in the news

Now I might be the Captain but I don’t always get it right

But when you sleep without pajamas on for at least 6 hours a night

Ya wakes up kinda foggy and ya brain is cloudy too

So that is why I’m sharing this important song with you……

Don’t leave the house without ya trousers

Don’t leave the house without ya shoes

Don’t leave the house without ya undies

Otherwise ya bum is in the news

Now love can be quite beautiful and love can be quite blind

But when ya goes out without ya trousers on your definitely gonna find

That life becomes more difficult and complex that is true

So that is why I share this song with you

Don’t leave the house without ya trousers

Don’t leave the house without ya shoes

Don’t leave the house without ya undies

Otherwise ya bum is in the news

Don’t leave the house without ya trousers

Don’t leave the house without ya shoes

Don’t leave the house without ya undies

Otherwise ya bum is in the news

Don’t leave the house without ya trousers

Don’t leave the house without ya shoes

Don’t leave the house without ya undies

Otherwise ya bum is in the news