People don't pay to see Reginald Dwight
They pay to see Elton John
Ever since I was a young boy I played the silver ball
From Soho down to Brighton I must've played them all
But I ain't seen nothin' like him in any amusement hall
That deaf dumb and blind kid sure plays a mean pinball
He's a pinball wizard there has to be a twist
A pinball wizard's got such a supple wrist
How do you think he does it
I don't know
What makes him so good
He stands like a statue becomes part of the machine
Feeling all the bumpers always playing clean
He plays by intuition the digit counters fall
That deaf dumb and blind kid sure plays a mean pinball
He's a pinball wizard he scores a trillion more
A pinball wizard the world's new pinball lord
He's scoring more he's scoring more