You're really edgy when you're dressed in black
So damn material, it's kinda rad
You turn the volume up and go full blast
And tell your buddies how you almost
Crashed every party
In your daddy's apartment
Telling them stories
Like you're the biggest star here
Nobody saw the bluff
Wish I had what you got
Tell me what I gotta do
I wish I was cool like all of you
I'll jump in the pool while wearing shoes
And throw all my stuff straight on the ground
While spilling hot coffee on your couch
I'll act up like I'm the centerpiece
While all of my friends want me to leave
I'd love to envision how it is
I cannot wait to be the cool kid
Yeah, I cannot wait to be the cool kid
Yeah, I cannot wait to be the cool kid
All of the others think you're so damn fresh
You're so in love with all the things you said
When you start talking, you talk way too loud
So all the people in the back hear
How there's a party
In your daddy's apartment
Telling them stories
Like you're the biggest star here
Nobody saw the bluff
We're shy of what you got
Tell me what I gotta do
I wish I was cool like all of you
I'll jump in the pool while wearing shoes
And throw all my stuff straight on the ground
While spilling hot coffee on your couch
I'll act up like I'm the centerpiece
While all of my friends want me to leave
I'd love to envision how it is
I cannot wait to be the cool kid
Yeah, I cannot wait to be the cool kid
Yeah, I cannot wait to be the cool kid