作词 : Ray Tsao
作曲 : Ray Tsao
[verse 1]
baloney and eggs
im lying in bed
while cooking these rappers and spread em on bread
im totally holy
im robbing a rollie
while calling the police
i do it you know me
while totally dosed
im mentally closed
i think theres a part of me somebody stole
a rim and a rose
get that for the girls
be careful be careful though watch for them hoes
i think I'm just a tad bit cynical
I'm really not that miserable
id really wanna watch my funeral
with soda in my hand
hear the trumpets from the band
got the vocalist on stand
and these people understand uh
im the man I'm the man god damn it
[x4]
hickies on my neck damn I'm the man
[x4]
[verse 2]
met a lotta people in this industry
not a single one aint into me
im into me
your into me
turn my songs gold call that alchemy
and I'm writing this song on my balcony
think i might jump hear that sound of me
i turn in my draft and ill give u the shaft but i still got my enemies hounding me
woah
whachu see
whachu see
whachu see
double ds
double ds
double ds
on the grade book thats what i mean
my asian mom, she mad at me
she’ll send me to math academy
while ill stack up all profanities
ugh
my name is ray tsao the new kid on the block
ill take your lunch money stealing every lunch box
throw some rocks like I'm a pitcher for the red sox
at your window interrupting all your pillow talk
woah
damn i wonder what i wont do
this song is like a long stick, cuz mentally it bones you
wont you
turn it up when I'm on radio
make your neighbors sick, popping every pill of tylonel
im the man I'm the man god damn it
[x4]
hickies on my neck damn I'm the man
[x4]