作词 : Alexakis, Alexakis ...
You know I used to be a bad girl
I got busy in the bathroom at my highschool prom
Yeah I used to be a dancer at the local strip club
But now I know my right way from my wrong
Yeah, Yeah
I really used to be a bad girl
I had a threesome with my sister and her boyfriend Tom
I know I used to be a real wild child
But now..
I am The Volvo Driving Soccer Mom!
Volvo Driving Soccer Mom!
I Really used to be a bad girl
I got busted for possession of my wizard shaped bong
I used to love to do the things they tell me not to do
But now I'm different
Now I sing a new song
I really used to be a bad girl
I got gangbanged in the bathroom at my highschool prom
Yes I used to be a real wild child
But now...
I am The Volvo Driving Soccer Mom!
Volvo Driving Soccer Mom!
Volvo Driving Soccer Mom!
Volvo Driving Soccer Mom!
Volvo Driving Soccer Mom!
Where do all,Where do all the pornstars go
When the lights go down?
I wonder where,I wonder where all the pornstars go
Cuz when you need one they are never around!
I think they moved out to the suburbs
And now the
blonde bland middle-class republican wives
They all have the
blonde bland middle-class republican children
blonde bland, middle-class republican lives
Where do all the pornstars go
When the lights go down?
I think I know where all the pornstars go
They all become...
Volvo Driving Soccer Mom!
Volvo Driving Soccer Mom!
Volvo Driving Soccer Mom!
Volvo Driving Soccer Mom!
Volvo Driving Soccer Mom!
Volvo Driving Soccer Mom.