Shit Can Happen

D12

作词 : Denaun Porter/Von Carlisle/Marshall Mathers/Ondre Moore/Jeff Bass/Rufus Johnson/DeShaun Dupree Holton

作曲 : Denaun Porter/Von Carlisle/Marshall Mathers/Ondre Moore/Jeff Bass/Rufus Johnson/DeShaun Dupree Holton

[Intro: Rondell Beene, Eminem & Kon Artis]

Bitch

Yeah

Shit can happen, shit can happen

Shit can happen, shit can happen

Shit can happen, shit can happen

Shit can happen, shit can happen

[Verse 1: Kon Artis]

That's right mother****ers, we back

Same slanging, orangatanging, wilding out on hoodrats

They say I act like I'm too famous to say "Hi"

And tell 'em what my name is but really I'm still nameless

You niggas don't get it yet, do you?

Deal or not, platinum or flop, I still put it through you

With a Luger that'll spit fire

And hit higher than a pitch by a bitch like Mariah

You think for one second since we got a deal

That we won't deal wit you in front of St. Andrew's still?

You gay rappers better learn that

I won't stop until I see 'em turn back

If you don't slow that roll you got

You gon' see these Runyon Ave. niggas that really need some Prozac

Fo' sho' that, ask the others, Brigade'll lay you down

Next to your mother's mother's grandmother

[Verse 2: Kuniva]

You know I'm feeling real rowdy tonight, ready to fight

And half the niggas I give dap to I don't even like

The same cat who never gave a damn about your name

I gives a **** about it like the next L.A. Clippers' game (Bitch)

I kill you in ways you couldn't even fathom (Punk)

You and your madame, it's really unexplainable how I have 'em

Who call theyself screaming about a challenge (What?)

Nigga we got a gift while you barely making it off mere talent

My skills are deeply embedded even your ho said it (Uh-huh)

She was knock kneed, I ****ed her, now she's bow-legged

In the middle of rapping I drop the mic (What?)

And have a stare down and jump in the crowd and start scrapping (Bitch)

Kuniv' and Kon Artis, my nigga we get it cracking

While the paramedics pick you up we on the side laughing

[Chorus: Kon Artis]

Now this ain't funny so don't you dare laugh

Shit can happen to him and yo' ass

You can be touched, don't think you can't

'Cause niggas ain't ****in around no more man

This ain't funny so don't you dare laugh

Shit can happen to him and yo' ass

You can be touched, don't think you can't

'Cause niggas ain't ****in around no more man

[Verse 3: Swifty McVay]

The feds can't hold me, I hold feds

I was born with a dark ass cloud over my head

Raining acid, you can't refrain from getting yo' ass kicked

'Cause you talk too much, you asked for it

I'm on some massive shit, everybody ignore me

They wouldn't **** with me if I was performing at an orgy

These niggas get confronted (Wha tup now?)

Then they change stories

I cut you and they thinking everything's hunky dory

I even have you pouring me the gasoline for me

Pulling up slowly, cocktailing your homie

You met a lot of niggas but you wouldn't wanna know me (For real)

Yo' ass might not even make it home wit' your Rollie

Don't even try, in your system like E. coli

Trying to beef with me, nigga please, yo' people die

I'm so wicked that my mama gave birth illegally

I survived the abortion immediately, surprise

[Verse 4: Eminem]

Picture me sitting in a jail cell rotting (Shit)

Or barricaded in a motel with twelve shotguns

So when the cops come knocking each hand's got one

Cocked, ready to dump slugs heavy as shotputs

One man army, guns can't harm me

Young and ornery, worse than my Uncle Ronnie

Ever since I got my first gun pulled on me

I can't stop airing out my dirty laundry

Middle fingers flipped at censorship

Your friends just flipped over the swift penmanship

Ever since I spit some shit on Infinite

I've been giving it 110%

'Cause when I vent, most of my energy's spent on enemies

80% of what I invent is Hennessey

20% is from being hungry as sin

10's because I love being under your skin, shit

Yeah, shit can happen so stick to rapping

Quit the yapping or I'ma lift the MAC and

That can lead to another mishap happening

Skip the crap get the can of whoopass cracking

[Chorus: Kon Artis]

Now this ain't funny so don't you dare laugh

Shit can happen to him and yo' ass

You can be touched, don't think you can't

'Cause niggas ain't ****in around no more man

This ain't funny so don't you dare laugh

Shit can happen to him and yo' ass

You can be touched, don't think you can't

'Cause niggas ain't ****in around no more man

[Outro: Eminem]

It can and it will (Nigga, nigga)

**** around with Amityville and you die

Insanity spills from the mentality of twelve mother****ers

In six different bodies with their personalities split

****ing you up with hit after hit

Sticking you up with clip after clip

Making you suck dick after dick

Dirty mother****ing dozen

The Kon Artis, mother****ing Peter S. Bizarre

Swifty MC Vay, the Kuniva, Dirty father-****ing Harry

Putting you down in a cemetery, you get buried

All you of you mother****ers suck our mother****ing cocks

We are not playing, we are not playing

We are not bullshitting, this is not a mother****ing joke

All of you mother****ers get smoked

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