Army Skit

ConRank

作曲 : Diccon Mayfield

Feeling like we weren’t getting anywhere: We decided to turn to the social media platform, Facebook.

我感觉我们卡在这儿了:我们决定看看社交网络Facebook上有没有新发现

After a little bit of research, we discovered a page, entitled ‘Conrank’s Army’.

在做过一些调查后,我们发现了一个网页,叫做“Conrank的军队”

After being accepted into the group, we managed to catch up with a few members of the army,

在被接受入群后,我们成功的找到一些成员并聊了聊

to find out exactly what they feel a Conrank is.

来看看到底什么是Conrank

“What is a Conrank you say?

“Conrank是什么呢?

A Conrank is the answers to the universe tied up into a knot, into an enigma.

一个Conrank是一个重叠的,什么的宇宙的终极答案。

Which is boxed up into the sound you’re hearing at the moment.”

这个宇宙就是你现在听到的声音”

“What the **** is a Conrank? What the **** is a Conrank?

“什么是Conrank?你问我什么是Conrank?

If you have to ask me that then you don’t even know what beef is.”

你如果连这个都不知道,估计你连牛肉都不知道是什么吧。”

“Oh yeah dude like what’s a ******* Conrank bro?

“是呀,Conrank到底是什么鬼?

That’s like that ******* like where it’s like yeah exactly like that bro”

对,就是这个。”

“I’m not quite sure what it is but I don’t appreciate you asking me”

“我怎么会知道,你居然还来问我。”

“What’s a ******* Conrank?

“Conrank是什么?

A Conrank is energy that uh emotion the goose bumps you feel when the bass drops.

Conrank是当Bass响起时,你鸡皮疙瘩起来时候,感受到的那种情感

That’s a ******* Conrank”

那就是Conrank。”

“Uh I think it’s something you crank?”

“唔,好像是能让你飞起来的东西?”

They seemed as in the dark as I was…

“他们看上去,像是在黑暗里,当我在…”

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