作曲 : Diccon Mayfield
Hello and welcome to what is a ******* Conrank.
In this series we aim to uncover the ancient
and unanswered mystery of the Conrank.
What is it? Where did it come from?
And, what does it do?
Some say it’s a hermit,
that locks itself away, in a darkened soundproof room,
only appearing for bowls of noodle soup.
Others say it’s a wizard that roams North American
and that it’s mating call cannot be heard, but only felt.
One young scientist says it hits at a perfect 50hz.
My theory is that Conrank is nothing, but also everything, and that it lives within us.
Let’s begin this journey of discovery together.